Till Your Unsolvable Murder So Us Part Plate – Vintage Crackpottery with stand

🖤 16cm “Till Your Unsolvable Murder So Us Part” Plate – Vintage Crackpottery 🖤

For lovers who take ’til death do us part a little too literally. A romantic keepsake for those who express affection through sarcasm, threats, or shared alibis. Perfect wedding gift if you’re both on a watchlist.

🍽 The Plate

Size: 16cm, ideal for biscuits, trinkets, or red flags

Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with wicked humour

Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, creators of dark romance and porcelain regret

⚠️ Please Note

For display only, not suitable for food or dishwasher

Each plate is vintage and unique, just like every suspicious love story

🎁 Perfect For

Couples who joke about true crime as foreplay

Weddings, anniversaries, or evidence lockers

Anyone whose love language is mild menace

Because nothing says eternal devotion like plausible deniability.