Keep Your Head High and Your Middle Finger Higher Plate – Vintage Crackpottery with stand

🖕 16cm “Keep Your Head High and Your Middle Finger Higher” Plate – Vintage Crackpottery 🖕

For the unbothered, the over-it, and the gloriously defiant. A daily reminder that dignity and petty vengeance can coexist beautifully, especially on a bit of fancy old crockery.

🍽 The Plate

Size: 16cm, perfect for biscuits, jewellery, or your last nerve

Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with sass and spite

Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, dealers in defiance and decorative profanity

⚠️ Please Note

For display only, not suitable for food or dishwasher

Each plate is vintage and unique, just like your rage issues

🎁 Perfect For

Friends who thrive on sarcasm and spite

Offices with passive-aggressive energy

Anyone who’s done apologising for existing

Because sometimes self-respect looks a lot like flipping the bird with grace.