Bad Decisions Make Excellent Souvenirs Plate – Vintage Crackpottery with stand

🍸 16cm “Bad Decisions Make Excellent Souvenirs” Plate – Vintage Crackpottery 🍸

A tribute to every questionable choice that led to a great story. Perfect for those who collect hangovers, exes, and emotional scars like merit badges. Because if you can’t be wise, at least be entertaining.

🍽 The Plate

Size: 16cm, ideal for snacks, trinkets, or regret

Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with love and sarcasm

Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, experts in poor decisions and porcelain

⚠️ Please Note

For display only, not suitable for food or dishwasher

Each plate is vintage and unique, just like your history of mistakes

🎁 Perfect For

That mate who always says “one drink” and means twelve

Your holiday partner in crime

Anyone whose life motto involves chaos and cocktails

Because therapy is expensive, but a funny plate is forever.