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🔮 16cm “Cult Member” Plate – Vintage Crackpottery 🔮
Welcome to the family. Whether you joined for the vibes, the ceramics, or the unholy banter, this plate confirms your official membership in the Crackpottery cult. No robes required, just sarcasm and bad decisions.
🍽 The Plate
Size: 16cm, perfect for biscuits, offerings, or light summoning
Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with chaotic devotion
Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, your friendly neighbourhood cult leader
⚠️ Please Note
For display only, not suitable for food or dishwasher
Each plate is vintage and unique, just like every cult initiation story
🎁 Perfect For
Loyal Crackpottery followers
Friends who keep joining strange groups for “the aesthetic”
Alt home décor lovers who enjoy a side of organised nonsense
Because every cult needs crockery.