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🍷 16cm “Cultured Degenerate” Plate – Vintage Crackpottery 🍷
For the kind of person who can quote Shakespeare while drinking wine from a mug. Equal parts class and catastrophe, this plate celebrates the fine art of being a mess, but an educated one.
🍽 The Plate
Size: 16cm, perfect for biscuits, jewellery, or questionable morals
Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with grace and depravity
Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, specialists in sophisticated nonsense
⚠️ Please Note
For decorative use only, not suitable for food or dishwasher
Each plate is vintage and unique, just like every charming disaster it represents
🎁 Perfect For
Wine drinkers, art lovers, and chaos connoisseurs
Friends who use big words and bad decisions interchangeably
Those who appreciate filth with finesse
Because it’s not debauchery if you do it in style.