Please Do Coke in the Bathroom Plate – Vintage Crackpottery with stand

$22.43

💅 16cm “Please Do Coke in the Bathroom” Plate – Vintage Crackpottery 💅

For the host who’s seen things, heard things, and decided to lean into the chaos. Equal parts etiquette and debauchery, this vintage plate is the perfect party piece for people who like their manners with a side of menace.

🍽 The Plate

Size: 16cm, perfect for trinkets, keys, or plausible deniability

Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with filthy elegance

Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, purveyors of polite depravity

⚠️ Please Note

For display only, not suitable for food or dishwasher

Each plate is vintage and unique, much like your Saturday night regrets

🎁 Perfect For

Party animals with taste

Hosts who prefer honesty over hospitality

Anyone who enjoys a good scandal and finer ceramics

Because good taste is knowing when to say nothing at all.

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  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

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