We Are a Close Family, Always Within Punching Distance Plate – Vintage Crackpottery with stand

🥊 16cm “We Are a Close Family, Always Within Punching Distance” Plate – Vintage Crackpottery 🥊

A touching tribute to family life: full of love, laughter, and low-level violence. Perfect for kitchens, living rooms, or anywhere the group chat arguments spill into real life.

🍽 The Plate

Size: 16cm, ideal for biscuits, trinkets, or passive-aggressive décor

Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with loving hostility

Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, experts in dysfunctional domesticity

⚠️ Please Note

For decorative use only, not suitable for food or dishwasher

Each plate is vintage and unique, much like every family feud it represents

🎁 Perfect For

Siblings who weaponise sarcasm

Parents who’ve given up on calm conversations

Families that show affection through mild threats

Because nothing says love like a flying slipper and a shared sense of humour.