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💋 16cm “In This House We Fucking Swear” Plate – Vintage Crackpottery 💋
For homes where manners died years ago and the swear jar was melted down for scrap. A proud declaration of family values: honesty, humour, and a healthy vocabulary of profanity.
🍽 The Plate
Size: 16cm, perfect for wall display, entryways, or above the kettle where the chaos brews
Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with foul-mouthed affection
Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, masters of sweary domestic art
⚠️ Please Note
For display only, not suitable for food or dishwasher
Each plate is vintage and unique, just like the colourful language it celebrates
🎁 Perfect For
Proudly uncensored households
Parents who gave up on “inside voices”
That mate whose every sentence needs a bleep
Because some homes have rules. Ours have punchlines.