This Is Not the Life I Ordered but Here We Are Plate – Vintage Crackpottery with stand

☕️ 16cm “This Is Not the Life I Ordered but Here We Are” Plate – Vintage Crackpottery ☕️

For everyone who’s looked around and thought “well, this wasn’t on the menu.” A daily dose of resignation and humour, served on fancy old china. Perfect for surviving adulthood one sarcastic sigh at a time.

🍽 The Plate

Size: 16cm, ideal for biscuits, keys, or crushed dreams

Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with weary affection

Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, masters of decorative disappointment

⚠️ Please Note

For display only, not suitable for food or dishwasher

Each plate is vintage and unique, just like every plot twist life throws at you

🎁 Perfect For

People running on caffeine, chaos, and misplaced optimism

Friends who’ve stopped pretending they have a five-year plan

A gift for anyone whose “thriving” era looks suspiciously like “surviving”

Because if we’re stuck here, we might as well laugh about it.