Oh Look, Someone Put 50p in the Idiot Plate – Vintage Crackpottery with stand

🪙 16cm “Oh Look, Someone Put 50p in the Idiot” Plate – Vintage Crackpottery 🪙

For those moments when someone starts yapping uninvited and you can practically hear the coin drop. A perfect piece for lovers of sarcasm, passive aggression, and fine vintage crockery.

🍽 The Plate

Size: 16cm, ideal for biscuits, trinkets, or your remaining patience

Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with pure spite

Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, makers of decorative disrespect

⚠️ Please Note

For display only, not suitable for food or dishwasher

Each plate is vintage and unique, much like every idiot it commemorates

🎁 Perfect For

Offices full of noise and nonsense

Friends who share your mutual hatred of small talk

Anyone who can’t say it out loud but wants it written somewhere pretty

Because sometimes diplomacy fails and only porcelain can express your feelings.