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💭 16cm “Don’t Worry About Stupid Shit” Plate – Vintage Crackpottery 💭
A gentle daily reminder to stop spiralling over nonsense. Perfect for anxious overthinkers, recovering people-pleasers, and anyone who needs life advice delivered via sweary porcelain.
🍽 The Plate
Size: 16cm, perfect for keys, or misplaced optimism
Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with tough-love energy
Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, purveyors of decorative realism
⚠️ Please Note
For display only, not suitable for food or dishwasher
Each plate is vintage and unique, much like your collection of unnecessary worries
🎁 Perfect For
Friends who stress-clean
Overthinkers in denial
Anyone who deserves a daily dose of perspective and profanity
Because life’s too short to panic over dumb stuff. Have a biscuit instead.