Darkness Is Eternal, So Is My Sarcasm Plate – Vintage Crackpottery with stand

🖤 16cm “Darkness Is Eternal, So Is My Sarcasm” Plate – Vintage Crackpottery 🖤

For the gothic soul who thrives on caffeine, despair, and a good eye-roll. A timeless declaration that even when the sun dies out, your sarcasm will still be thriving in the void.

🍽 The Plate

Size: 16cm, perfect for biscuits, jewellery, or offering to the abyss

Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with existential flair

Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, dealers in doom and decorative wit

⚠️ Please Note

For display only, not suitable for food or dishwasher

Each plate is vintage and unique, like every emotionally exhausted goth who inspired it

🎁 Perfect For

Sarcastic night creatures

Friends who text “lol” while dying inside

Anyone whose personality is 60 percent eyeliner and 40 percent disdain

Because even the darkness appreciates good timing.