Eat Pray Curse Plate – Vintage Crackpottery with stand

✨ 16cm “Eat Pray Curse” Plate – Vintage Crackpottery ✨

For those who gave up on inner peace and went straight to petty witchcraft. A minimalist mantra for chaotic souls who believe in carbs, sarcasm, and the occasional hex.

🍽 The Plate

Size: 16cm, perfect for biscuits, rings, or spell ingredients

Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with unholy affection

Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, specialists in sweary spirituality

⚠️ Please Note

For display only, not suitable for food or dishwasher

Each plate is vintage and unique, much like your questionable morals

🎁 Perfect For

Witches with a sense of humour

Spiritual hot messes

Anyone whose daily ritual involves caffeine, chaos, and creative profanity

Because enlightenment is overrated and swearing feels better.