Please Don't Do Coke in the Bathroom Plate – Vintage Crackpottery with stand

🚽 16cm “Please Don’t Do Coke in the Bathroom” Plate – Vintage Crackpottery 🚽

A gentle reminder for guests who mistake your loo for a nightclub. Equal parts etiquette and exasperation, this plate keeps your powder room classy, or at least mildly law-abiding.

🍽 The Plate

Size: 16cm, perfect for wall display, shelf décor, or your guest loo of shame

Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with inappropriate charm

Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, specialists in decorative warnings

⚠️ Please Note

For display only, not suitable for food or dishwasher

Each plate is vintage and unique, much like every bad decision made at 2 a.m.

🎁 Perfect For

Party hosts with trust issues

Friends who enjoy chaos but not Class A cleanup

Anyone who loves good manners with a side of menace

Because every home needs boundaries — preferably printed on porcelain.