Entwined Forever, What a Fucking Nightmare Plate – Vintage Crackpottery with stand

💍 16cm “Entwined Forever, What a Fucking Nightmare” Plate – Vintage Crackpottery 💍

For the lovers, the exes, and the ones who know that “forever” sometimes feels like a life sentence. A beautifully bitter take on eternal devotion, served on delicate vintage china.

🍽 The Plate

Size: 16cm, perfect for rings, biscuits, or emotional baggage

Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with romantic despair

Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, purveyors of tragic love and decorative profanity

⚠️ Please Note

For display only, not suitable for food or dishwasher

Each plate is vintage and unique, just like your questionable relationship choices

🎁 Perfect For

Weddings, anniversaries, and ironic engagements

Couples who argue for sport

Anyone who’s been in love and lived to tell the tale

Because some love stories deserve fine china and a restraining order.