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🖤 16cm “Fuck” Plate – Vintage Crackpottery 🖤
One word. Endless emotion. Can be used for joy, rage, disbelief, or when you drop toast butter side down. A tiny piece of porcelain therapy for anyone who swears like they breathe.
🍽 The Plate
Size: 16cm, small but expressive
Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with bad language and love
Hand-finished by The Crackpottery, purveyors of inappropriate porcelain
⚠️ Please Note
For display only, not food safe
Each plate is vintage and unique, just like your reasons for saying it
🎁 Perfect For
People who’ve run out of patience
Homes where “fuck” is both a greeting and a coping strategy
Those who appreciate fine china and emotional honesty
A timeless classic. Elegant. Vulgar. Relatable.