If Looks Could Kill You’d Already Be Compost Plate – Vintage Crackpottery with stand

🌿 16cm “If Looks Could Kill You’d Already Be Compost” Plate – Vintage Crackpottery 🌿

For the silently furious, the politely homicidal, and anyone who smiles through gritted teeth. A floral little threat disguised as home décor — because murder’s illegal but glaring is free.

🍽 The Plate

Size: 16cm, perfect for biscuits, trinkets, or plotting

Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with murderous charm

Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, specialists in decorative hostility

⚠️ Please Note

For display only, not suitable for food or dishwasher

Each plate is vintage and unique, much like your grudges

🎁 Perfect For

Colleagues you tolerate

Exes you’ve out-evolved

Friends who understand that “bless your heart” is a threat in disguise

Because revenge is temporary, but porcelain is forever.