Meats and Cheeses Always Pleases Plate – Vintage Crackpottery with stand

🧀 16cm “Meats and Cheeses Always Pleases” Plate – Vintage Crackpottery 🧀

For the true connoisseur of charcuterie and chaos. Whether it’s a classy board or a fridge raid at 2 a.m., this plate honours life’s greatest truth — cured meats and cheese never disappoint.

🍽 The Plate

Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with dairy-fuelled passion

Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, specialists in cultured nonsense

⚠️ Please Note

For display only, not suitable for food or dishwasher

Each plate is vintage and unique, just like your snack habits

🎁 Perfect For

Foodies, cheese fiends, and grazing board queens

Wine nights that start civilised and end blurry

Anyone who believes self-care starts with salami

Because life is uncertain, but cheddar is eternal.