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👑 16cm “Property of the Goblin King” Plate – Vintage Crackpottery 👑
For those who’d gladly lose themselves in a maze for a man in glitter and a codpiece. A tribute to dark fantasy, questionable taste, and absolute devotion to chaotic royalty.
🍽 The Plate
Size: 16cm, perfect for trinkets, offerings, or moonlit snacks
Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with magical menace
Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, servants of sparkle and sin
⚠️ Please Note
For decorative use only, not suitable for food or dishwasher
Each plate is vintage and unique, much like every loyal subject of the Goblin King
🎁 Perfect For
Labyrinth lovers and Bowie worshippers
Fantasy nerds who appreciate good hair and bad intentions
Anyone who enjoys being dramatically owned in a polite, vintage way
Because you remind him of the babe.