Being A Dick Increases Your Chances Of Being Told To Fuck Off, vintage plate with stand

Vintage 16cm Decorative Plate with Stand – “Being A Dick Increases Your Chances Of Being Told To Fuck Off”
A timeless truth, beautifully served on fine vintage china. This 16cm plate has been lovingly upcycled with the phrase “Being A Dick Increases Your Chances Of Being Told To Fuck Off”, perfect for setting the tone in any household or workplace where common sense has left the building.
Comes with a black display stand, ready to sit proudly on your shelf, desk, or right by the front door as a gentle public service announcement.
Each plate is vintage, which means it may have light marks, crazing, or signs of age that add to its charm. Much like your patience, it’s not flawless, but it’s still holding together.
Details
• 16cm vintage plate
• Includes black plate stand
• Hand wash only (swearing may fade, dignity won’t)
• Upcycled and designed by Crackpottery in the UK
Perfect for:
• Offices full of idiots
• Family members who need a hint
• Anyone who believes in honesty as self-care
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