Eat, Drink And Fuck Right Off, vintage plate with stand

$22.03

Vintage 16cm Decorative Plate with Stand – “Eat, Drink And Fuck Right Off”

The true meaning of hospitality. This 16cm vintage plate has been lovingly upcycled with the phrase “Eat, Drink And Fuck Right Off”, perfect for kitchens, dining rooms, or anywhere guests tend to overstay their welcome.

Comes with a black display stand, ready to take pride of place on your shelf, table, or next to the wine bottles that definitely aren’t for sharing.

Each plate is vintage, with its own little marks, crazing, or imperfections that add to its charm and attitude.

Details
• 16cm vintage plate
• Includes black plate stand
• Hand wash only (like your language before Sunday lunch)
• Upcycled and designed by Crackpottery in the UK

Perfect for:
• Dinner hosts with limited patience
• Families who show love through insults
• Anyone who believes good manners are overrated

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Payment Methods

  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

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