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Vintage 16cm Decorative Plate with Stand – “The Early Bird Can Fuck Right Off”
For those who don’t rise, shine, or function before noon. This 16cm vintage plate has been beautifully revived with the phrase “The Early Bird Can Fuck Right Off”, making it the perfect statement piece for night owls, insomniacs, and anyone who thinks mornings are a personal attack.
Comes with a black display stand, ready to sit proudly on your shelf, bedside table, or next to the coffee machine where it can silently scream for you.
Each plate is vintage, so expect a few charming imperfections, light marks, or crazing. Just like you before caffeine.
Details
• 16cm vintage plate
• Includes black plate stand
• Hand wash only (because mornings are hard enough)
• Upcycled and designed by Crackpottery in the UK
Perfect for:
• People who hiss at sunlight
• Anyone allergic to mornings
• The co-worker who’s had enough of “rise and grind” culture