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Vintage 16cm Decorative Plate with Stand – “Who Needs Therapy When You Have Sharp Knives And Fuck All Remorse”
For those who’ve moved past coping and gone straight to thriving in chaos. This 16cm vintage plate bears the sacred truth “Who Needs Therapy When You Have Sharp Knives And Fuck All Remorse”, ideal for kitchens, crypts, and anyone one bad day away from cutting their problems into cubes.
Comes with a black display stand, ready to sit menacingly on your counter or shrine of spite.
Each plate is vintage, which means it’s already survived decades of dinners, arguments, and passive-aggressive washing up. A few marks or crazing? Consider them battle scars.
Details
• 16cm vintage plate
• Includes black plate stand
• Hand wash only (you’ve done enough stabbing for one day)
• Upcycled and designed by Crackpottery in the UK
Perfect for:
• The unmedicated but fabulous
• Kitchen witches with rage issues
• Anyone whose therapist has “blocked your number” energy