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For the Brummie who’s allergic to joy and thinks Mariah Carey should be exiled till January. This 8cm flat ceramic bauble says “Bah Hum Bab” in gothic lettering, finished with a black ribbon because tinsel is for people who still believe in happiness. Perfect for anyone who rolls their eyes at carol singers and pretends mulled wine is “just for warmth.”
Each bauble is ceramic with a smooth gloss finish and the design printed on one side. Equal parts festive and fed up, just like every Brummie standing in a three-hour queue for the German Market.
Details
• 8cm flat ceramic bauble
• Black ribbon for hanging
• Gothic printed design on one side
• Wipe clean only (not tear-resistant when someone mentions Secret Santa)
Perfect for:
• Brummies who’ve been done with Christmas since Halloween
• Anyone who considers sarcasm a seasonal tradition
• People who can’t say “Merry Christmas” without adding “I suppose”