Deck The Halls And Hide The Bodies Ceramic bauble

Flat Ceramic Bauble – “Deck The Halls And Hide The Bodies”

Nothing says Christmas like tinsel, trauma, and light homicide. This 8cm flat ceramic bauble reads “Deck The Halls And Hide The Bodies” in bold gothic lettering, finished with a black ribbon for hanging. Perfect for those who take “family gathering” as a threat, not an invitation.

Each bauble is ceramic with a smooth gloss finish and the design printed on one side. It’s festive, it’s unhinged, and it’ll definitely make your guests think twice before asking about your love life.

Details
• 8cm flat ceramic bauble
• Black ribbon for hanging
• Gothic printed design on one side
• Wipe clean only (DNA evidence not included)

Perfect for:
• True crime fans with festive flair
• The family’s black sheep
• Anyone who hums carols through gritted