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For the jolliest menace at the party. This 8cm flat ceramic bauble proudly declares “Merry As Fuck” in bold gothic lettering, finished with a black ribbon because even chaos can be classy. Perfect for anyone whose Christmas spirit comes in a bottle and whose volume knob doesn’t exist.
Each bauble is ceramic with a smooth gloss finish and the design printed on one side. It’s festive, sweary, and radiates the exact same energy as shouting “IT’S CHRISTMAS!” in a pub at 2pm.
Details
• 8cm flat ceramic bauble
• Black ribbon for hanging
• Gothic printed design on one side
• Wipe clean only (not hangover safe)
Perfect for:
• The mate who peaks on Christmas Eve
• Anyone who starts the day with Bucks Fizz and regret
• People who can’t do “low-key” if their life depended on it