- Accepts Etsy gift cards
For the one who starts blasting Mariah in November and calls it “festive spirit.” This 8cm flat ceramic bauble proudly says “Christmas Wanker” in bold gothic lettering, finished with a black ribbon because even wankers deserve a touch of elegance. Perfect for anyone who takes Christmas far too seriously or not seriously enough.
Each bauble is ceramic with a smooth gloss finish and the design printed on one side. It’s festive, it’s rude, and it’s guaranteed to get side-eyed by your nan.
Details
• 8cm flat ceramic bauble
• Black ribbon for hanging
• Gothic printed design on one side
• Wipe clean only (not suitable for snowflake households)
Perfect for:
• The mate who won’t shut up about matching pyjamas
• Anyone who thinks mulled wine counts as a meal
• People who decorate like the North Pole threw up in their living room