White Ceramic Sugar Bowl Arsenic
Behold the most innocent looking threat to ever grace a kitchen shelf. A pure white ceramic sugar bowl boldly labelled Arsenic because why pretend to be normal at this point.
She’s 15 cm wide including her dainty handles that say “I’m sweet” while the label screams “I am absolutely not”. The bowl itself is a neat 10 cm diameter and 10 cm high which is the perfect size for sugar, secrets, spite or your entirely fictional arsenic stash. For legal reasons, fictional.
Handwash only. Because if you put it in the dishwasher it might actually become unsafe and we cannot have that kind of chaos.
Perfect for goth bakers, petty brewers of tea, Victorian reenactors of dramatic poisoning scenes and anyone who wants their guests to think twice before asking for two sugars.