White Ceramic Jar Cocaine
A sweet and wholesome looking white ceramic jar wearing the most unwholesome label imaginable. Cocaine. Because nothing spices up a kitchen like making your guests question every life choice that brought them to your countertop.
She stands 10 cm tall and 9.9 cm wide which is the perfect size for tea, sugar, petty secrets or your absolutely fictional coke stash. For legal reasons, fictional. For comedic reasons, iconic.
Handwash only. The dishwasher already thinks you are unhinged and does not need further confirmation.
Ideal for chaotic hosts, goth kitchen goblins, elder emos and anyone who wants visitors to think twice before asking what is in the cookies.