White Ceramic Jar Poison
A perfectly angelic white ceramic jar wearing the most dramatic label of them all. Poison. Ideal for anyone whose kitchen aesthetic sits somewhere between Victorian apothecary and mildly concerning.
She stands 10 cm tall and 9.9 cm wide which is the perfect size for tea, sugar and petty secrets. Absolutely zero real poison, just unhinged vibes. For legal reasons, fictional. For aesthetic reasons, deliciously ominous.
Handwash only. The dishwasher has enough trauma without adding this to its existential crisis.
Perfect for chaotic cooks, goth kitchen goblins, elder emos and anyone who loves watching their guests take a cautious step back before asking what is in the jar.