White Ceramic Jar Mounjaro
A deceptively innocent white ceramic jar wearing the most chaotic wellness label imaginable. Mounjaro. Perfect for kitchens that look halfway between a Victorian apothecary and a modern body recomp cult.
She stands 10 cm tall and 9.9 cm wide which is the perfect size for tea, sugar and petty secrets. Any actual Mounjaro inside would be entirely fictional. For legal reasons, fictional. For comedic reasons, elite.
Handwash only. The dishwasher is already gossiping about you and does not need fresh material.
Ideal for chaotic hosts, darkly humoured dieters, elder emos and anyone who wants visitors questioning whether they’ve walked into a kitchen or a back alley pharmacy.