White Ceramic Jar Existential Dread
A painfully innocent white ceramic jar doing its best to hold together what you absolutely are not. Existential Dread. The most honest thing in your entire kitchen and the only item that truly understands you before coffee.
She stands 10 cm tall and 9.9 cm wide which is the perfect size for tea, sugar and petty secrets, though let’s be real, she’s overflowing with the quiet panic that hits every time you remember you’re a sentient meat suit hurtling through space.
Handwash only. The dishwasher is also having an existential crisis and cannot take on more responsibility.
Ideal for chaotic hosts, elder emos, burnt out goblins and anyone who wants their guests to feel a gentle wave of “oh same” before the kettle’s even boiled.