White Ceramic Jar Ozempic
A perfectly innocent white ceramic jar boldly labelled Ozempic because nothing says sophisticated kitchen decor like pharmaceutical confusion.
She stands 10 cm tall and 9.9 cm wide which is the ideal size for tea, sugar, petty secrets or your entirely fictional stash of skinny goblin juice. For legal reasons, fictional. For dramatic reasons, delightful.
Handwash only. The dishwasher is already judging your life choices and does not need more material.
Perfect for chaotic hosts, darkly humoured dieters, elder emos and anyone who wants guests wondering if they’ve accidentally wandered into a Victorian apothecary or a modern wellness cult.