White Ceramic Jar Crack
A pure white ceramic jar trying very hard to look wholesome while wearing the most unwholesome label imaginable. Crack. The kind of kitchen decor that makes visitors question their eyesight, your morals and whether they should be drinking anything you offer.
She stands 10 cm tall and 9.9 cm wide which is the perfect size for tea, sugar, petty secrets or your entirely fictional stash of chaos crystals. For legal reasons, fictional. For comedic reasons, absolutely glorious.
Handwash only. The dishwasher already has trauma and does not need more.
Ideal for chaotic hosts, darkly humoured gremlins, elder emos and anyone who enjoys watching guests hesitate before asking what is in the jar.