White Ceramic Jar Shrooms
An innocent white ceramic jar doing its best to look respectable while proudly labelled Shrooms. Perfect for that Victorian apothecary meets woodland goblin energy you insist on bringing into the kitchen.
She stands 10 cm tall and 9.9 cm wide which is the ideal size for tea, sugar and petty secrets. Any actual shrooms would, of course, be entirely fictional. For legal reasons, fictional. For comedic reasons, absolutely chaotic.
Handwash only. The dishwasher already thinks you’re unhinged and does not need further proof.
Ideal for chaotic hosts, forest goths, elder emos and anyone who enjoys watching guests nervously ask if the tea is going to make the walls melt.