White Ceramic Jar Ketamine
A perfectly innocent white ceramic jar doing its best to look respectable while wearing the most chaotic veterinary-adjacent label imaginable. Ketamine. Ideal for anyone whose kitchen aesthetic is Victorian apothecary but also slightly feral.
She stands 10 cm tall and 9.9 cm wide which is the perfect size for tea, sugar and petty secrets. Any actual ket inside would be entirely fictional. For legal reasons, fictional. For comedic reasons, unhinged perfection.
Handwash only. The dishwasher already thinks you’re a menace and does not need further confirmation.
Ideal for chaotic hosts, elder emos, kitchen goblins and anyone who enjoys watching guests hesitate before accepting a cup of tea.