White Ceramic Jar Eau De Teen Spirit
A painfully innocent white ceramic jar doing its best to look respectable while wearing the most nostalgic label of your entire personality. Eau De Teen Spirit. Perfect for anyone whose soul still smells faintly of worn Converse, eyeliner abuse and the crushing weight of 2004.
She stands 10 cm tall and 9.9 cm wide which is the perfect size for tea, sugar and petty secrets, though spiritually she contains angst, questionable band merch and the lingering scent of teenage rebellion.
Handwash only. The dishwasher is still traumatised from the emo era and cannot cope with more memories.
Ideal for chaotic hosts, elder emos, kitchen goblins and anyone who wants guests wondering if they’re about to be offered tea or dragged into a mosh pit.