By the Pricking of My Thumbs Something Fucked This Way Comes Vintage Plate with stand

By the Pricking of My Thumbs Something Fucked This Way Comes Vintage Plate

By the pricking of my thumbs, something fucked this way comes.
A timeless Shakespearean warning, aggressively modernised for the kitchen wall.

This vintage plate takes Macbeth’s ominous little rhyme and drags it firmly into 2026 where doom is constant and subtlety is dead. Perfect for anyone who senses impending chaos but wants to announce it politely on bone china.

Ideal for hanging near the front door, above the kettle, or wherever you usually realise everything has gone wrong.

Details
• Genuine vintage plate
• Hand-lettered design applied by me
• Plate measures approx. 16cm
• Plate stand included
• Decorative use only
• Hand wash only

Important vintage disclaimer
This is a true vintage plate and may show light signs of its previous life including minor surface marks or age-related wear. These are not flaws. They are character. Much like you.

Not microwave safe. Not dishwasher safe. Not subtle.

If Shakespeare were alive today he’d absolutely approve. Probably while muttering “for fuck’s sake” under his breath.