Life Has Never Given Me Lemons Vintage Plate– Vintage Crackpottery with stand

Life Has Never Given Me Lemons It’s Given Me Anger Issues Anxiety A Love For Alcohol But Never Lemons Vintage Plate

Life has never given me lemons.
It’s given me anger issues, anxiety, a love for alcohol.
But never lemons.

An inspirational quote for people who are absolutely sick of being told to make lemonade. This plate exists purely to acknowledge that sometimes life doesn’t hand you citrus. It hands you unresolved feelings and a wine glass.

Perfect for kitchens, bars, therapy-adjacent spaces, or anywhere motivational posters would feel deeply inappropriate.

A public declaration that you tried optimism and it didn’t take.

Details
• Genuine vintage plate
• Plate measures approx. 16cm
• Plate stand included
• Decorative use only
• Hand wash only

Important vintage disclaimer
This is a true vintage plate and may show light signs of its previous life including minor surface marks or age-related wear. These are not flaws. They are character. Much like coping mechanisms.

Not microwave safe. Not dishwasher safe. Not here to heal you.