Entwined Forever What a Fucking Nightmare Vintage Plate Crackpottery with stand
$23.85
Entwined Forever What a Fucking Nightmare Vintage Plate
Entwined forever.
What a fucking nightmare.
A romantic phrase traditionally whispered at weddings, anniversaries, and moments of irreversible poor judgement. Reinterpreted here with the honesty it always deserved and slapped onto a perfectly innocent vintage plate.
Ideal for anyone who loves deeply, commits reluctantly, or has ever thought “this seemed like a good idea at the time.” Hang it proudly in shared living spaces as a gentle reminder that some bonds are legally binding and spiritually exhausting.
Perfect for anniversaries, divorces, housewarmings, or as a gift for your favourite emotionally unavailable couple.
Details
• Genuine vintage plate
• Plate measures approx. 16cm
• Plate stand included
• Decorative use only
• Hand wash only
Important vintage disclaimer
This is a true vintage plate and may show light signs of its previous life including minor surface marks or age-related wear. These are not flaws. They are character. Much like long-term relationships.
Not microwave safe. Not dishwasher safe. Not hopeful.