Darkness Is Eternal So Is My Sarcasm Vintage Plate Vintage Crackpottery with stand

Darkness Is Eternal So Is My Sarcasm Vintage Plate

Darkness is eternal.
So is my sarcasm.

A comforting truth for those who thrive in the shadows, roll their eyes professionally, and have absolutely no intention of softening with age. Equal parts gothic proclamation and public service announcement.

Perfect for hanging where guests can adjust their expectations accordingly. Kitchens, hallways, offices, or anywhere optimism goes to die.

Details
• Genuine vintage plate
• Plate measures approx. 16cm
• Plate stand included
• Decorative use only
• Hand wash only

Important vintage disclaimer
This is a true vintage plate and may show light signs of its previous life including minor surface marks or age-related wear. These are not flaws. They are character. Much like your personality.

Not microwave safe. Not dishwasher safe. Not here for your bullshit.