Don’t Be a Cunt | Vintage Plate
A gentle reminder, served on bone china.
This vintage plate features the timeless advice “Don’t Be a Cunt” in all its unapologetic glory. Perfect for kitchens, walls, offices, passive aggressive gifting, or anyone who needs a daily nudge toward basic decency.
Each plate is genuinely vintage, meaning minor signs of age, wear, or tiny imperfections may be present. That’s character, not damage. If you want factory fresh, you’re in the wrong cult.
Details
• Authentic vintage plate
• Hand-applied design
• Approx 16–18cm diameter
• Plate stand included
• One plate, one attitude
Important but boring bits
Decorative use only.
Hand wash only.
Not dishwasher or microwave safe.
Vintage plate, not suitable for food use.
Ideal for people who appreciate sarcasm, dark humour, and saying what everyone else is thinking but won’t say out loud.