**“Have You Tried Swearing? It Really Fucking Helps” Vintage Decorative Plate**
Introducing the only life coach you’ll ever truly need — in the form of a delightfully inappropriate 16cm vintage plate. Are you stressed? Overworked? One existential crisis away from moving into the woods and befriending raccoons? Before you do, this plate gently reminds you of the only coping strategy that actually works: swearing. Loudly. Frequently. And with maximum creative flair.
Expertly upcycled to deliver both class and crass in equal measure, this decorative gem brings that perfect touch of sweary wisdom to your kitchen, living room, office cubicle, or any other soul-sucking environment you need to survive. Comes complete with a free plate stand because wall-mounting your mental breakdown is so last season.
Please note: This plate is *decorative*. No, you cannot microwave your leftover anxiety on it. And for the love of all that is holy, wash it by hand. It’s fragile — like your last shred of sanity.
Whether you’re gifting it to your equally jaded best friend, your eternally frazzled co-worker, or just want to silently judge your houseguests from the sideboard, this little porcelain profanity cheerleader has your back.
**As it’s vintage, this plate may have some fading, marks, or the occasional chip — just like you. Adds to the charm, darling.**