Every home needs a small reminder of impending doom, vintage plate with stand

Naturally. Here’s the plate that smiles politely while whispering about the void ☕💀

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Every Home Needs a Small Reminder of Impending Doom
Vintage Plate for Existential Interior Design

Because nothing completes a cosy living space quite like a gentle nudge that time is linear, the sun will eventually explode, and the dishwasher still needs unloading.

This reassuringly ominous phrase is applied to a genuine vintage plate, offering guests the comfort of tea alongside the creeping awareness that everything is temporary.

Perfect for kitchens, hallways, or that one wall where you pretend not to stare into the middle distance.

Details
• Vintage plate
• Measures approximately 16cm
• Plate stand included
• Decorative use only
• Hand wash only
• As with all vintage items, minor signs of age and wear may be present and are part of its charm

Cheerful. Wholesome.
Just a little doom.