A Spoonful Of Ketamine Helps The Trauma Go Down Vintage Plate
A spoonful of ketamine
helps the trauma go down.
A wildly inappropriate parody of toxic positivity, nursery rhymes, and the idea that healing is neat, tidy, or remotely Instagrammable. This plate exists purely as satire. Sharp, bleak, and very aware that nothing actually fixes anything that easily.
Ideal for people with a dark sense of humour, a complicated relationship with optimism, and a low tolerance for wellness slogans.
Hang it in kitchens, studios, or anywhere inspirational quotes would feel actively insulting.
Details
• Genuine vintage plate
• Plate measures approx. 16cm
• Plate stand included
• Decorative use only
• Hand wash only
Important vintage disclaimer
This is a true vintage plate and may show light signs of its previous life including minor surface marks or age-related wear. These are not flaws. They are character. Much like your coping mechanisms.
Not microwave safe. Not dishwasher safe. Not medical advice. Obviously.