Don’t Worry About Stupid Shit Vintage Plate – Vintage Crackpottery with stand

Don’t Worry About Stupid Shit Vintage Plate

Don’t worry
about stupid shit.

A gentle reminder for overthinkers, doom-spirallers, and anyone whose brain insists on replaying conversations from 2014 at 3am. This plate exists to lower your blood pressure by approximately one notch.

Perfect for kitchens, bathrooms, studios, offices, or anywhere you need a quiet voice saying “this is not that deep”.

Hang it where you’ll see it often. Ignore it immediately. Worry anyway. That’s fine too.

Details
• Genuine vintage plate
• Plate measures approx. 16cm
• Plate stand included
• Decorative use only
• Hand wash only

Important vintage disclaimer
This is a true vintage plate and may show light signs of its previous life including minor surface marks or age-related wear. These are not flaws. They are character. Much like your coping skills.

Not microwave safe. Not dishwasher safe. Not worth stressing over.