A Spoonful of Arsenic Helps The Patriarchy Go Down vintage plate with stand

**A Spoonful of Arsenic Helps The Patriarchy Go Down Vintage Plate**

A spoonful of arsenic
helps the patriarchy go down.

A classic tune, lightly reworked for modern survival under late-stage nonsense. This plate does not endorse murder, poisoning, or criminal activity. It does, however, endorse sarcasm, rage, and screaming internally while smiling politely.

Perfect for kitchens, studios, offices, or anywhere you are expected to behave while quietly plotting societal collapse via decorative crockery.

Best enjoyed by feminists, witches, goblins, and anyone who has ever been told to “calm down” in a meeting.

**Details**
• Genuine vintage plate
• Plate measures approx. 16cm
• Plate stand included
• Decorative use only
• Hand wash only

**Important vintage disclaimer**
This is a true vintage plate and may show light signs of its previous life including minor surface marks or age-related wear. These are not flaws. They are character. Much like righteous fury.

Not microwave safe. Not dishwasher safe. Not ingestible. Obviously.