This house runs on inappropriate humor and swear words, vintage plate with stand

✨ This House Runs on Inappropriate Humor and Swear Words ✨
Well, isn’t that just a delightful daily mantra to slap on your wall? Finally, a plate that tells the absolute truth about your household decor policy — classy china, but with the mouth of a drunken sailor on shore leave.

Measuring a majestic 16cm (that’s just over 6 inches for those of us who refuse to convert), this decorative beauty comes with a FREE plate stand because we’re fancy like that. Display it proudly on your mantel, your kitchen shelf, or right by the front door so everyone knows exactly what they’re walking into.

And before you ask — no, you can’t eat your beans on toast off it. This plate is purely for decorative purposes, because while your humor may be filthy, your crockery standards shouldn’t be. It’s a handwash-only diva, so please don’t chuck it in your dishwasher unless you fancy a plate that looks like it’s been run over by a tractor.

Perfect for that one friend whose vocabulary is 30% expletives, or for your own chaotic self to remind the neighbours what they’re dealing with. It’s the ultimate conversation starter for your next awkward family gathering — or the final straw that stops your mother-in-law from ever visiting again.

Please note: This plate is vintage — which means it’s been around the block a few times. It may have a bit of fading or the odd characterful mark that only adds to its “I’ve seen some things” charm. You’ll probably love it even more for that.

🖤 Grab it now — because your house deserves decor that swears as much as you do. 🖤









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