I’ll Try Being Nicer If You Try Being Smarter Vintage Plate – Vintage Crackpottery with stand

I’ll Try Being Nicer If You Try Being Smarter Vintage Plate

I’ll try being nicer
if you try being smarter.

A diplomatic offer made in good faith and immediately undermined by reality. This plate exists for anyone who has reached the end of their patience but is still technically being polite.

Perfect for kitchens, offices, studios, classrooms, customer-facing environments, or anywhere you are forced to interact with people who test the limits of kindness daily.

Hang it as a boundary, a warning, or a quiet plea for critical thinking.

Details
• Genuine vintage plate
• Plate measures approx. 16cm
• Plate stand included
• Decorative use only
• Hand wash only

Important vintage disclaimer
This is a true vintage plate and may show light signs of its previous life including minor surface marks or age-related wear. These are not flaws. They are character. Much like your remaining patience.

Not microwave safe. Not dishwasher safe. Not making promises.