Trust No Bitch Tattoo Every Bitch | Vintage Dark Humour Plate | Tattoo Studio Wall Decor Vintage Crackpottery with stand

Trust No Bitch Tattoo Every Bitch | Vintage Dark Humour Plate | Tattoo Studio Wall Decor

A vintage plate delivering career advice with absolutely no safeguarding. “Trust no bitch tattoo every bitch” sits innocently on bone china, like it hasn’t seen things. Like it hasn’t done things. Like it definitely has.

Perfect for tattoo artists, apprentices, studio walls, flash rooms, back rooms, and anyone whose livelihood depends on a steady flow of questionable choices and signed consent forms.

This plate does not judge. It documents.

The boring but important bits:

Genuine vintage plate, lovingly rescued and repurposed

Plate measures approx. 16cm

Plate stand included, because this belongs at eye level

Vintage condition. Minor signs of a previous life may be present and are part of the charm

Decorative use only. Not food safe

Hand wash only. No dishwashers. No microwaves. No health and safety seminars

Ideal for walls, shelves, studios, waiting areas, or anywhere trust issues pay the rent.

A comforting reminder that scepticism is healthy. And everyone looks better with fresh ink.

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